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Flashback Myspace Blog Attack ep. Nigerian Scammer [Dec. 23rd, 2006|01:37 am]
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Well, I don't normally post chatlogs, then again, I don't normally chat with Nigerian scammers.

<47123186>: hey
me: hello
<47123186>: hello
me: uh, you messaged me and stuff
<47123186>: hello
<47123186>: so what is ur name
me: fred
<47123186>: am jenny
me: ok
me: nigeria eh?
<47123186>: so what do u do for leaving?
me: unemployed
<47123186>: ok
me: it pays the bills
<47123186>: what?
me: being unemployed. it pays the bills. there are lots of ways to make money off of unemployment
<47123186>: ok
<47123186>: i need someone that can send my flight ticket fe to usa
me: have you tried velocity.com? they have excellent prices on tickets
me: maybe it's travelocity.com there's also expedia.com
me: your pictures look like some random model
me: russian even
<47123186>: for what
<47123186>: well am not from russian am from ny
me: what? travelocity.com has tickets and stuff
me: ny? new york?
<47123186>: yes
me: your profile says nigeria
<47123186>: yes am in nigeria for business
me: your business didn't pay for your airfare? they really suck
<47123186>: i got scammed
me: how so? how can i help?
<47123186>: if u want to assist me u can send me some money to get my ticket
<47123186>: or u book tick for me online
me: but i barely know you!
<47123186>: well i can come to u and spend weekend if u assist me
me: that sounds like prostitution, i'm not sure that's right
<47123186>: its to know me and to be sure that u assist someone
me: oh, when you put it like that it sounds ok
<47123186>: its for urs to know better
me: how'd someone get money to you for your ticket?
<47123186>: u can send it via western union money transfer
me: that's pretty convenient. how much is it?
<47123186>: BUT I HAVE 800USD
me: how about i buy the ticket and mail it to you?
me: that seems more reliable. i've heard bad things about nigerian airlines
<47123186>: REMAIN 4OO
<47123186>: WELL AM NOT GOING THROUGH NIGERIA AIRWAY
me: what airlines do you prefer?
<47123186>: OR BRITISH AIRWAY
me: ok, i'll buy your british airway ticket from their site
me: where do i mail it to?
<47123186>: BUT IF U WANT TO SEND THE MONEY ALSO I WILL WISH TO RECEIVED IT TOMOROW
me: i don't do business with western union for personal reasons.
<47123186>: WHY?
me: they fired my dad. granted, he shouldn't have been drinking on the job, but still
<47123186>: WELL CAN U TRY MONEY GRAM THEN
me: he worked there before
me: same story
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[User Picture]From: skyknyt
2006-12-23 11:16 am (UTC)
Seems like they broke their caps lock 2/3s through!
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