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Puppy Love [Oct. 10th, 2005|09:59 am]
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About a week ago I was accosted by a random lady as I was walking Gus. She was having trouble getting her point across, but I could tell that she wanted to know if Gus was still "intact", which could only mean that she was interested in him from a breeding standpoint.

She called on Friday and on Saturday I brought Gus over to her house. She, her husband, and a friend sat around drinking wine as Gus gave their dog some loving. I tried to avert my eyes to give them some privacy.

I think Gus should have spent more time with their dog. An hour's time and two uh, sessions, doesn't seem like the best way to maximize your chances of a successful breeding, but whatever.

I've got a check for a $100 bucks in my wallet now, and if the dog has viable puppies, I should get a $100 more. Of course, that doesn't even cover my medical costs from having the fuck bitten out of my dog.

Maybe I should have mentioned Gus's temperment quirks to them, but I don't think they would have cared. Hell, it's not like I was trying to keep it a secret. I was wearing short sleeves and all that, the scars from the incident are really apparent.

Sadly, there are no pictures of the magical moment between Gus and Bella.

[User Picture]From: fuck_aesthetic
2005-10-10 09:56 am (UTC)
You dog people are as bizarre as cat ladies.
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From: ourstorythusfar
2005-10-10 10:17 am (UTC)
Wait, what? Did Bella bite the fuck out of Gus and her owners would only pony up $100, or did you mean the $100 didn't even cover the bills from when Gus bit the fuck out of your arm?
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[User Picture]From: dynagrip
2005-10-10 10:28 am (UTC)
From when Gus bit the hell out of my arm.
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From: ourstorythusfar
2005-10-10 10:46 am (UTC)
Man, I was going to say. Them pulling something like that would have been totally shitty.
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[User Picture]From: pobblebonk
2005-10-10 02:51 pm (UTC)
Maybe Gus will like you now.

alternate comment:

Dog pimping service!
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[User Picture]From: square721bt
2005-10-10 03:45 pm (UTC)
From what I remember of dog breeding, the important thing about breeding a dog is how many times they tie.
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